YOU SAID:
w h y @ a m # i $ s m a s h i n g % m y ^ c a r & w i t h * t h i s @ h a m m e r ? b u r n t # o n $ c h e e s e !
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ@ am#i $ smashing%my ^ car&with * this @hammer? $チーズに#焦げた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why @am#i$ smashing%my^car&with * @hammer? #charred into $cheese!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ@am#i$スマッシング%私の^car&と*@hammer?$cheeseに#charred!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why @am #i$ Smashing% My ^car&@hammer?$cheese #charred!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ@ am#i $ Smashing%My ^ car&@ Hammer?$ cheese #charred!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
なぜ@ am#i $ Smashing%My ^ car&@ Hammer?$ cheese #charred!
INTO JAPANESE
@am #i $ スマッシング%私の ^ 車&@ ハンマー?$チーズ#charred!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
@am #i $ Smashing% My ^ Car & @ Hammer? $ Cheese #charred!
INTO JAPANESE
@am #i $ スマッシング% 私の ^ 車 & @ ハンマー?$ チーズ#charred!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
@am #i $ Smashing% My ^ Car & @ Hammer? $ Cheese #charred!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.