YOU SAID:

w h y $ a m $ i $ s m a s h i n g $ m y $ c a r $ w i t h $ t h i s $ h a m m e r ? b u r n t $ o n $ c h e e s e !

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ$ am $ i $ smashing $ my $ car $ with $ this $ hammer？ $チーズに$を焼いた！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why $ am $ i $ smashing $ my $ car $ with $ this $ hammer? I baked $cheese with $!

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ 今こうして いるんです？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why am I in this car with you?

INTO JAPANESE

なぜ 今こうして いるんです？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Why am I in this car with you?