YOU SAID:
w h y $ a m $ i $ s m a s h i n g $ m y $ c a r $ w i t h $ t h i s $ h a m m e r ? b u r n t $ o n $ c h e e s e !
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ$ am $ i $ smashing $ my $ car $ with $ this $ hammer? $チーズに$を焼いた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why $ am $ i $ smashing $ my $ car $ with $ this $ hammer? I baked $cheese with $!
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ 今こうして いるんです?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why am I in this car with you?
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ 今こうして いるんです?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why am I in this car with you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.