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W͇͕̞H̖̤̝͉̜̝͔Ạ̱̜̼̩T ̬̝̟̟̩Y̥̣ḘA̭̝͖̮̜̮̰H̹ ̤̫͈̙ͅI͈̠͔M̰̹ ͓̺G̳͖̰͍̮R̗͇͕̞̲̳E̘̼A̖̝͕̗̠̜̼T̰̺̬̫̱ ͅEV̞E̮̻̖R̮̘͚YTH̜I̟͈͔̯̗NG ̳͕̺̬̱I̯̠S̭͇̙̖͍ ̣̗͎̗̺͎̙G̻̟̱̟̰̳͕RE͔͇̻̮̤̙A̙̺̼̯̘ͅT̫̘̺̘ ̘͙͎W̮̰̺H͈̝̦̞̩̩̥A̠̯͓̳͙͔̫TͅS̤ ̘U̥̤̙P̗͙̺̲̮͔͇ WI͚̗̘T͎̘̮͖̗̳͉H̤͓͓̝̲ ̗͈̯Y̭̳̩̻̟͈ͅOU ͔̦̗̮͕̰H̖͓U̙̠̹̱̱̱ͅH̗̦̗͙̙ ̬̹̖H͔̦̞͇̼OW ͕̖̘̟̭H͙A̦̺̰̤̱V͉͉̯͔̪̻E̠͖̥̭ ̹̠̝̬Y̥̥OU̯ ͙̹͙̺B̙̩̙͙͙̝E͖̪̙E̳̠̱̘͕N̠ͅ ͍̠T͕̪͚̺H͙͔̳͍̝̮ͅA̟̤T̥̬͓̤S̜͓̦̙ͅ ͖̻͈̜͎̜̱G̩͉̙̬̙͈̣O̪̭̤̗͖̱̰O̘̟͓̫̼D͈̘̟͎ͅ ̬̦W̟̩͖̤͍͕ͅH̰̟͈̘̜ͅO̠̪̗̟͚͙ͅO̠͇P͔͇̩ ̣͙S̩͔U̯̬R̟̗P͕͍̩ͅR͇̙I͓͕̯̗S̠̺͔͈E̱̯ ̳͖̰D͓̭͈̖͎̞͚Ị̪A̦R̼R̗̫̘̹H̞͎E̲A̺̝̤ ̦G͇̺̺͙̮̦O̲̳͉ͅT̠̩͇̙T̤̫A̞̰̞̮ ̣̦RU̜̘͙̖̠N̤͈̣ ͚ͅB͍̺͔ͅY̬͍̲͚̘̙͈Ḛ͎
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W͇͕̞H̖̤̝͉̜̝͔Ạ̱̜̼̩T ̬̝̟̟̩Y̥̣ḘA̭̝͖̮̜̮̰H̹ ̤̫͈̙ͅI͈̠͔M̰̹ ͓̺G̳͖̰͍̮R̗͇͕̞̲̳E̘̼A̖̝͕̗̠̜̼T̰̺̬̫̱ ͅEV̞E̮̻̖R̮̘͚YTH̜I̟͈͔̯̗NG ̳͕̺̬̱I̯̠S̭͇̙̖͍ ̣̗͎̗̺͎̙G̻̟̱̟̰̳͕RE͔͇̻̮̤̙A̙̺̼̯̘ͅT̫̘̺̘ ̘͙͎W̮̰̺H͈̝̦̞̩̩̥A̠̯͓̳͙͔̫TͅS̤ ̘U̥̤̙P̗͙̺̲̮͔͇ WI͚̗̘T͎̘̮͖̗̳͉H̤͓͓̝̲ ̗͈̯Y̭̳̩̻̟͈ͅOU ͔̦̗̮͕̰H̖͓U̙̠̹̱̱̱ͅH̗̦̗͙̙ ̬̹̖H͔̦̞͇̼OW ͕̖̘̟̭H͙A
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W͇͕̞H̖̤̝͉̜̝͔Ạ̱̜̼̩T ̬̝̟̟̩Y̥̣ḘA̭̝͖̮̜̮̰H̹ ̤̫͈̙ͅI͈̠͔M̰̹ ͓̺G̳͖̰͍̮R̗͇͕̞̲̳E̘̼A̖̝͕̗̠̜̼T̰̺̬̫̱ ͅEV̞E̮̻̖R̮̘͚YTH̜I̟͈͔̯̗NG ̳͕̺̬̱I̯̠S̭͇̙̖͍ ̣̗͎̗̺͎̙G̻̟̱̟̰̳͕RE͔͇̻̮̤̙A̙̺̼̯̘ͅT̫̘̺̘ ̘͙͎W̮̰̺H͈̝̦̞̩̩̥A̠̯͓̳͙͔̫TͅS̤ ̘U̥̤̙P̗͙̺̲̮͔͇ WI͚̗̘T͎̘̮͖̗̳͉H̤͓͓̝̲ ̗͈̯Y̭̳̩̻̟͈ͅOU ͔̦̗̮͕̰H̖͓U̙̠̹̱̱̱ͅH̗̦̗͙̙ ̬̹̖H͔̦̞͇̼OW ͕̖̘̟̭H͙A
INTO JAPANESE
W͇͕̞H̖̤̝͉̜̝͔Ạ̱̜̼̩T ̬̝̟̟̩Y̥̣ḘA̭̝͖̮̜̮̰H̹ ̤̫͈̙ͅI͈̠͔M̰̹ ͓̺G̳͖̰͍̮R̗͇͕̞̲̳E̘̼A̖̝͕̗̠̜̼T̰̺̬̫̱ ͅEV̞E̮̻̖R̮̘͚YTH̜I̟͈͔̯̗NG ̳͕̺̬̱I̯̠S̭͇̙̖͍ ̣̗͎̗̺͎̙G̻̟̱̟̰̳͕RE͔͇̻̮̤̙A̙̺̼̯̘ͅT̫̘̺̘ ̘͙͎W̮̰̺H͈̝̦̞̩̩̥A̠̯͓̳͙͔̫TͅS̤ ̘U̥̤̙P̗͙̺̲̮͔͇ WI͚̗̘T͎̘̮͖̗̳͉H̤͓͓̝̲ ̗͈̯Y̭̳̩̻̟͈ͅOU ͔̦̗̮͕̰H̖͓U̙̠̹̱̱̱ͅH̗̦̗͙̙ ̬̹̖H͔̦̞͇̼OW ͕̖̘̟̭H͙A
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W͇͕̞H̖̤̝͉̜̝͔Ạ̱̜̼̩T ̬̝̟̟̩Y̥̣ḘA̭̝͖̮̜̮̰H̹ ̤̫͈̙ͅI͈̠͔M̰̹ ͓̺G̳͖̰͍̮R̗͇͕̞̲̳E̘̼A̖̝͕̗̠̜̼T̰̺̬̫̱ ͅEV̞E̮̻̖R̮̘͚YTH̜I̟͈͔̯̗NG ̳͕̺̬̱I̯̠S̭͇̙̖͍ ̣̗͎̗̺͎̙G̻̟̱̟̰̳͕RE͔͇̻̮̤̙A̙̺̼̯̘ͅT̫̘̺̘ ̘͙͎W̮̰̺H͈̝̦̞̩̩̥A̠̯͓̳͙͔̫TͅS̤ ̘U̥̤̙P̗͙̺̲̮͔͇ WI͚̗̘T͎̘̮͖̗̳͉H̤͓͓̝̲ ̗͈̯Y̭̳̩̻̟͈ͅOU ͔̦̗̮͕̰H̖͓U̙̠̹̱̱̱ͅH̗̦̗͙̙ ̬̹̖H͔̦̞͇̼OW ͕̖̘̟̭H͙A
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