YOU SAID:
Vote if you're are a baby politician with a big fat wig of a face full of marshmallows and randy dandy handy lions
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがマシュマロとランディダンディハンディライオンでいっぱいの顔の大きな太ったかつらを持つ赤ちゃんの政治家なら投票してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vote if you are a baby politician with a big fat wig with a face full of marshmallows and randy dandy handy lions
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがマシュマロとランディダンディハンディライオンでいっぱいの顔を持つ大きな太ったかつらを持つ赤ちゃんの政治家なら投票してください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vote if you are a baby politician with a big fat wig with a face full of marshmallows and randy dandy handy lions
That didn't even make that much sense in English.