YOU SAID:
vote if you're a cancer
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが癌であれば投票する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vote if you have cancer
INTO JAPANESE
がんにかかったら投票する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vote if you get cancer
INTO JAPANESE
がんになったら投票する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vote if you get cancer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.