YOU SAID:
Vote for me, because I have the best lies, believe me.
INTO JAPANESE
私を信じて、最高の嘘を持っているので、私に投票します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Believe me, that got lies the best, so vote for me.
INTO JAPANESE
嘘を得た私を信じて最高のだから私の投票します。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.