YOU SAID:
Vladimir petrovich woke up at 5 am, took a big drink of vodka and decided to invade the world.
INTO JAPANESE
ウラジーミル・ペトロヴィッチは午前5時に目を覚まし、ウォッカを大飲みして世界侵略を決意した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vladimir Petrovich woke up at 5am, drank a lot of vodka, and decided to invade the world.
INTO JAPANESE
ウラジーミル・ペトロヴィッチは午前5時に目を覚まし、ウォッカを大量に飲み、世界への侵略を決意した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Vladimir Petrovich woke up at 5am, drank a lot of vodka, and decided to invade the world.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.