YOU SAID:
visit quarterhenge! it's like stonehenge only magic and also not stonehenge! it's also in the middle of a vast forest and also coincidentally right on top of a massive superportal that connects directly to the eldritch universe that they used as a gateway directly to earth some two hundred thousand years ago! it also serves to keep that portal closed and we pray that it's enough because golly there are a lot of things on the other side of it and they will want to kill us all! ~visit today~
INTO JAPANESE
quarterhenge をご覧ください!ストーンヘンジのみ魔法ともないストーンヘンジのようだ!また広大な森の真ん中にあり、また偶然にも彼らはいくつかの 20 万年前の地球に直接ゲートウェイとして使用エルドリッチ宇宙に直接接続する大規模な superportal 上で右!また、そのポータルのクロを維持する機能します。
You've done this before, haven't you.