YOU SAID:

Verily I say unto thee that thou art a sticky and gooey mass of goo.

INTO JAPANESE

本当に、わたしはあなたに、あなたがたわごとでぎこちなく大量の塊であるとあなたに言う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Indeed, I tell you that you are a cluttered massive mass of shit.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに、私はあなたが混乱している大量のたわごとだと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Certainly, I say that you are a massive shit you are confused.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに、私はあなたが混乱している大規模な事実だと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Certainly, I say that you are a massive fact that is confusing.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに、私はあなたが混乱している大規模な事実だと言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Certainly, I say that you are a massive fact that is confusing.