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Vanilla coke tastes like nothing but then the taste of pure foot hits you when you least expect it

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バニラコークスは何の味もしません

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Vanilla coke does not taste anything

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バニラコークスは何も味わいません

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I don't taste any vanilla coke

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私はバニラコークスを味わいません

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I don't taste vanilla coke

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私はバニラコークスを味わいません

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I don't taste vanilla coke