YOU SAID:
UWU XD pounces on you UWU youre so warm
INTO JAPANESE
UWU XDがあなたを襲います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
UWU XD will attack you
INTO JAPANESE
UWU XDがあなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
UWU XD will attack you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.