YOU SAID:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggg, help meeee, please help me
INTO JAPANESE
Uuuuugg、私を助けて、私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uuuuugug, please help me and help me
INTO JAPANESE
Uuuuugugは、私を助けて、私を助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uuuuugug please help me and help me
INTO JAPANESE
Uuuuugは私を助け、私を助けてください
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium