YOU SAID:
Urgent. If you aren't freaking out about net neutrality right now, you aren't paying attention.
INTO JAPANESE
急を要する。あなたは今ネットの中立性についてはおかしくない場合、は、注意を払っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Urgent. You now about the neutrality of the Internet has put incorrect, is not paying attention.
You've done this before, haven't you.