YOU SAID:
uno pooped their pants like a loser
INTO JAPANESE
unoは敗者のようにズボンをうんざりさせた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
uno fed up his pants like a loser
INTO JAPANESE
ウノは敗者のようにズボンをうんざりさせた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uno fed up his pants like a loser
INTO JAPANESE
宇野は敗者のようにズボンをうんざりさせた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uno fed up his pants like a loser
That didn't even make that much sense in English.