YOU SAID:
Under the haystack fast asleep, idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
干し草の山の中で速く眠っている、ばか！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleeping fast in a haystack, idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
干し草の山、バカで速く眠る！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep fast in a haystack, an idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
干し草の山、ばかで速く眠る！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep fast in a haystack, idiot!
INTO JAPANESE
干し草の山、ばかで速く眠る！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sleep fast in a haystack, idiot!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
