YOU SAID:
Under the couch, you will find my keys. They are hiding. They do not want to be found. Find them, and I will reward you greatly.
INTO JAPANESE
ソファの下に、私の鍵があります。彼らは隠れています。彼らは見つけられたくない。それらを見つけてください、そして私はあなたに大いに報います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My key is under the sofa. They are hiding. They don't want to be found. Find them and I will reward you a lot.
INTO JAPANESE
私の鍵はソファの下にあります。彼らは隠れています。彼らは見つけられたくない。それらを見つけて、私はあなたにたくさんの報酬を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My key is under the sofa. They are hiding. They don't want to be found. Find them and I will reward you a lot.
That's deep, man.