YOU SAID:
Ummmmmmm hi there I'm a person saying hello!
INTO JAPANESE
um こんにちは私挨拶人!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
UM Hello I greet people!
INTO JAPANESE
UM こんにちは私は人々 を迎える!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
UM Hello I greet people!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.