YOU SAID:
Umm, pardon me, but do you sell squid here?
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、私を許してください、しかしあなたはここでイカを売りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, please forgive me, but do you sell a cuttle here?
INTO JAPANESE
許してください。でもここでイカを売っていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
please forgive me. But are you selling squid here
INTO JAPANESE
私を許してください。しかし、あなたはここでイカを売っていますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please forgive me. But are you selling squid here
INTO JAPANESE
許してください。ここでイカを販売しているが、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive me. That sold the squid here, but
INTO JAPANESE
許してください。ここでは、イカを売ったが、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive me. The squid sold
INTO JAPANESE
許してください。イカの販売
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive me. Sale of squid
INTO JAPANESE
許してください。イカの販売
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Forgive me. Sale of squid
That didn't even make that much sense in English.