YOU SAID:
um why did you just slap my ex?
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、なぜあなたは私の元を平手打ちしたのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh, why did you slap my ex?
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、なぜ私の元を平手打ちしたのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Um, why did you slap my ex?
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、なぜ私の元を平手打ちしたのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Um, why did you slap my ex?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.