YOU SAID:

Um why are your pants on your head?

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、あなたのズボンがあなたの頭の上がなぜか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well why is uh, your pants on your head.

INTO JAPANESE

まああなたのズボンがあなたの頭の上はええと、理由です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well your pants on your head fly is uh, why.

INTO JAPANESE

まあ頭の場であなたのズボンはええと、理由です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well head in your pants fly is uh, why.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのパンツのフライによく頭ええと、理由です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well your pants fly head well uh, the reason is.

INTO JAPANESE

よくあなたのズボンのはえの頭部もええと、理由は。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well your pants fly head MoE uh, why not.

INTO JAPANESE

よくあなたのズボンはえの頭部萌えええと、理由は。

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Well your pants fly head MoE well uh, why not.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのズボンはまあええと、なぜ頭萌えを飛ぶ。

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Your trousers are well uh, why MoE Head to fly.

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンがねぇ、なぜ飛ぶ萌え頭。

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Pants! Hey, MoE Head why fly.

INTO JAPANESE

パンツ!ちょっと、萌え頭飛ぶ理由。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pantsu! Hey, MoE Head why fly.

INTO JAPANESE

パンツ!ちょっと、萌え頭飛ぶ理由。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pantsu! Hey, MoE Head why fly.