YOU SAID:

um hahaha yeah I got this dog when it was raining cats and dogs so yeah he's really wet and I think a cat ate his paw off?

INTO JAPANESE

ええとははははははははははははん、猫と犬が雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼ったので、本当に濡れていて、猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, cat and dog kept this dog when it was raining so do you think it was really wet and the cat ate its paws?

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ハッハッハハッハッハ、猫と犬は雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼っていたので、本当に濡れていて猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, ha ha ha ha ha, cat and dog had this dog when it was raining, so do you think it was really wet and the cat ate its paw?

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、ハハハハハ、猫と犬は雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼っていたので、本当に濡れていて猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, ha ha ha ha ha, cats and dogs kept this dog when it was raining, so do you think it was really wet and the cats ate their paws?

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ハハハハハ、猫と犬は雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼っていたので、本当に濡れていて猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, ha ha ha ha ha, cat and dog had this dog when it was raining, so do you think it was really wet and the cat ate its paws?

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、ハハハハハ、猫と犬は雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼っていたので、本当に濡れていて猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, ha ha ha ha ha, cats and dogs kept this dog when it was raining, so do you think it was really wet and the cats ate their paws?

INTO JAPANESE

ええと、ハハハハハ、猫と犬は雨が降っていたときにこの犬を飼っていたので、本当に濡れていて猫が足を食べたと思いますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, ha ha ha ha ha, cat and dog had this dog when it was raining, so do you think it was really wet and the cat ate its paws?