YOU SAID:
uhm, actually, megan, i can’t sit,, anywhere! i have,, hemmorrhoids.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、実際には、メーガン、私は座ることができない、、どこでも!私は、ヘムロイドを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hmm, actually, Megan, I can't sit down, everywhere!
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、実はメーガン、どこにでも座れない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, actually Megan, I can't sit anywhere!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、実際にメーガン、私はどこにも座ることができません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, actually Megan, I can't sit anywhere!
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