YOU SAID:
uhhhh apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in a car for a while today. I've been having really bad headaches. It feels like an alligator is biting my head and that saddens me.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、りんごはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私は本当にひどい頭痛に悩まされてきました。ワニが私の頭を噛んでいるように感じ、それは私を悲しませます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I have been suffering from really bad headaches. The crocodile feels like biting my head, which makes me sad.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、リンゴはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私は本当にひどい頭痛に苦しんでいます。ワニは頭を噛んでいるように感じ、悲しくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I am really suffering from a terrible headache. The crocodile feels like biting his head and becomes sad.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、リンゴはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私はひどい頭痛に本当に苦しんでいます。ワニは頭をかむように感じ、悲しみます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I am really suffering from a terrible headache. The crocodile feels biting and sad.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、リンゴはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私はひどい頭痛に本当に苦しんでいます。ワニは噛み悲しく感じます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I am really suffering from a terrible headache. The crocodile bites and feels sad.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、リンゴはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私はひどい頭痛に本当に苦しんでいます。ワニは噛み悲しくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I am really suffering from a terrible headache. Crocodile bites and becomes sad.
INTO JAPANESE
さて、リンゴはパイナップルよりも優れています。今日はしばらく車に座らなければなりません。私はひどい頭痛に本当に苦しんでいます。ワニは噛み悲しくなります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, apples are better than pineapples. I have to sit in the car for a while today. I am really suffering from a terrible headache. Crocodile bites and becomes sad.
You should move to Japan!