YOU SAID:
Uh... Trump, we have a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
ええと.トランプ氏は、我々 は問題を抱えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well uh... Trump said, we have a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
えーっ.トランプは、我々 は問題を抱えていると述べた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
EH-I... said the cards, we have a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
EH-I.. カードは言った、我々 は問題を抱えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
EH-I. Card has said, we have a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
ええ-私。カードは、我々 は問題を抱えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes-I. Card, we have a problem.
INTO JAPANESE
はい-私。カードは、我々 は問題を抱えています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yes-I. Card, we have a problem.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.