YOU SAID:
Uh... oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam; steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams!
INTO JAPANESE
ええと...ああ、それは煙ではありません!蒸気です。私たちが持っている蒸しあさりから蒸気。あ、あさりの蒸し焼き!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh ... oh, it's not smoke! Steam. Steam from the steamed clams we have. Oh, clams steamed!
INTO JAPANESE
ええと...ああ、それは煙ではありません!蒸気。蒸しあさりの蒸気。あ、あさりの蒸し物!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh ... oh, it's not smoke! steam. Steamed steam. Oh, clams steamed!
INTO JAPANESE
ええと...ああ、それは煙ではありません!蒸気。蒸し蒸気。あ、あさりの蒸し物!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Uh ... oh, it's not smoke! steam. Steamed steam. Oh, clams steamed!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.