YOU SAID:

uh oh, my children are in my pants

INTO JAPANESE

ええとああ、私の子供たちは、私のズボン

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well uh oh, my kids in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

まあええとああ、私のズボンの私の子供。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well uh oh, my pants for my kids.

INTO JAPANESE

まあええとああ、私の子供の私のズボン。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well uh oh, my kids in my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

まあええとああ、私のズボンの私の子供。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well uh oh, my pants for my kids.

INTO JAPANESE

まあええとああ、私の子供の私のズボン。