YOU SAID:
Uh, Milady Partz? Hey, has anyone seen Milady Partz?
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、Milady Partz?こんにちは、Milady Partzの人は誰もいませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Milady Partz? Hi there are no people in Milady Partz?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、Milady Partz?こんにちは、Milady Partzには人がいませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Milady Partz? Hi there are no people in Milady Partz?
You should move to Japan!