YOU SAID:
Uh...heyy there whoever you are
INTO JAPANESE
ええと...ねえ、あなたが誰であろうと
BACK INTO ENGLISH
uh... hey whoever you are
INTO JAPANESE
ええと... ねえ、あなたは誰でも
BACK INTO ENGLISH
uh... hey whoever you are
That didn't even make that much sense in English.