YOU SAID:
Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?!
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!さあ、みんな、Bea O'Problemはここにありますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Well, everyone, is Bea O'Problem here?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!皆さん、Bea O'Problemはここにありますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Ladies and gentlemen, are you here at Bea O'Problem?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!皆さん、Bea O'Problemにいらっしゃいますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Do you all come to Bea O'Problem?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!みなさんはBea O'Problemに来ましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Have you all come to Bea O'Problem?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem!皆さんはBea O'Problemに来ましたか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Have you all come to Bea O'Problem?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.