YOU SAID:

Ugh. No one understands that my name is jeff. I feel as though it is the only think that if I were to be a dog, I would that I be a cat.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。私の名前はjeffだと誰も理解できません。私が犬になれば、私は猫になると思うのは唯一のことだと思う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh. My name is jeff and can't understand anyone. I think the only thing I think I becomes a dog, I become a cat.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。私の名前はジェフを誰も理解できません。唯一の犬になる、猫になると思うと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh. My name is Jeff can't understand anyone. I want to be the only dog and cat.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。私の名前はジェフは誰も理解できません。唯一の犬と猫になりたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh. My name is Jeff can't understand anyone. Want to become the only dogs and cats.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ。私の名前はジェフは誰も理解できません。唯一の犬と猫になりたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Oh. My name is Jeff can't understand anyone. Want to become the only dogs and cats.