YOU SAID:
Ugh I am failing and I am winning and I am eating.
INTO JAPANESE
うーん、私は失敗していて、勝っていて、食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I'm failing, winning, eating.
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、私は失敗し、勝ち、食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, I'm failing, winning, eating.
Well done, yes, well done!