YOU SAID:
u silly little spastic cow
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは愚かな小さな痙攣牛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you stupid little spasmodic cow
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは愚かな小さなけいれん性の牛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you stupid little jerky cow
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは愚かな小さなぎくしゃくした牛
BACK INTO ENGLISH
you stupid little jerky cow
That didn't even make that much sense in English.