YOU SAID:
U HAVE NO DAD IM TOTALY NOT VAPING Right now
INTO JAPANESE
あなたにはお父さんがいません、私は今はまったくVAPEを吸っていません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You don't have a dad, I don't vape at all now
INTO JAPANESE
あなたにはお父さんがいない、私は今はまったく電子タバコを吸わない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You don't have a dad, I don't vape at all now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.