YOU SAID:
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like gopd manko and I like good trees, smoke so much weed like you wouldn't believe, an' I get more ketsu than a toilet seat.
INTO JAPANESE
1から3までの2、私はマンコが好きで、良い木が好きで、信じられないほど大麻を吸います、そして、私は便座よりも多くのケツを持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1 to 3 2, I like pussy, I like good wood, I smoke incredible pot, and I have more ass than toilet seats.
INTO JAPANESE
1 ~ 3 2、私はマンコが好き、良い木が好き、信じられないほどの大麻を吸います、そして私は便座よりもお尻を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1-3 2, I like pussy, I like good wood, I smoke incredible weed, and I have more ass than toilet seats.
INTO JAPANESE
1-3 2、私はマンコが好き、良い木が好き、信じられないほどの大麻を吸う、そして私は便座よりもお尻を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
1-3 2, I like pussy, I like good wood, I smoke incredible weed, and I have more ass than toilet seats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.