YOU SAID:
Two muffins are chilling in an oven. The one muffin screams, “Oh my gosh, we are in an oven!” The second muffin replied, “Holy cow, I am abtalking muffin!”
INTO JAPANESE
2 つのマフィンはオーブンで低温します。1 つのマフィン悲鳴"ああ私まあ、我々 はオーブンで、!」2 番目のマフィンは答えた、「聖牛は、私 abtalking マフィン!」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two muffins are in an oven at low temperature. One muffins screams "Oh my well, we have in the oven!" Second muffin replied, "Holy cow, I abtalking muffin!"
That's deep, man.