YOU SAID:
TWO CAN KEEP A SECRET IF ONE OF THEM IS DEAD~
INTO JAPANESE
自分のうちの1人が死んだ場合、2人は秘密を守ることができます〜
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of you dies, two can keep the secret ~
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのうちの1人が死んだら、2人は秘密を守ることができます〜
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one of you dies, two can keep the secret ~
That didn't even make that much sense in English.