YOU SAID:
two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart because they are not homosexual
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは同性愛者ではないので、5フィート離れたホットタブで身も凍る2人の仲間
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two fellows chilling in a hot tub 5 feet away, as they are not gay
INTO JAPANESE
彼らはゲイではないので、5フィート離れたホットタブで身も凍る2人の仲間
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two fellows froze in a hot tub 5 feet away because they are not gay
INTO JAPANESE
彼らはゲイではないので、5フィート離れたホットタブで2人の仲間が凍りついた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two fellows froze in a hot tub 5 feet away because they are not gay
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