YOU SAID:
two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart because they're not guy
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは男ではないので、5フィート離れたホットタブでまったりする2人の仲間
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two fellows chilling in a hot tub 5 feet away because they are not guys
INTO JAPANESE
5フィート離れたホットタブで身も凍る2人の仲間
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two friends chilling in a hot tub 5 feet away
INTO JAPANESE
5フィート離れたホットタブで身も凍る2人の友人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Two friends chilling in a hot tub 5 feet away
That didn't even make that much sense in English.