YOU SAID:

Two bombs weren't enough. Anime is trash. I didn't have enough coffee this morning so I guess I'm gonna crash.

INTO JAPANESE

2発の爆弾では足りませんでした。アニメはゴミ。今朝はコーヒーが足りなかったので、クラッシュしそうです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two bombs were not enough. Anime is garbage. I didn't have enough coffee this morning, so I'm about to crash.

INTO JAPANESE

2発の爆弾では十分ではありませんでした。アニメはゴミ。今朝はコーヒーが足りなかったので、倒れそうです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two bombs were not enough. Anime is garbage. I didn't have enough coffee this morning, so I'm going to pass out.

INTO JAPANESE

2発の爆弾では十分ではありませんでした。アニメはゴミ。今朝はコーヒーが足りなかったので気絶します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two bombs were not enough. Anime is garbage. I passed out this morning because I didn't have enough coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

2発の爆弾では十分ではありませんでした。アニメはゴミ。コーヒーが足りなかったので、今朝気絶しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two bombs were not enough. Anime is garbage. I passed out this morning because I didn't have enough coffee.