YOU SAID:
twisted tortillas totally take toads to town.
INTO JAPANESE
ツイストのトルティーヤは、町にヒキガエルを完全に。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortillas twisted completely the toad town.
INTO JAPANESE
トルティーヤはツイスト完全にヒキガエルの町です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortilla is twisted completely Toad town.
INTO JAPANESE
トルティーヤはヒキガエルの町を完全にねじれています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortillas are permanently twisted Toad town.
INTO JAPANESE
トルティーヤは、永久にツイストのヒキガエルの町です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortillas are permanently twisted Toad town.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.