YOU SAID:
tweet goes the bird, as my face watches in agony, yet with a morsel of empathy for the lone bird
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔が苦しみながら見ているように、さえずりは鳥に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Twitter goes to the bird, as my face sees suffering
INTO JAPANESE
私の顔が苦しんでいるように、Twitterは鳥に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Twitter goes to birds like my face is suffering
INTO JAPANESE
Twitterは私の顔が苦しんでいるように鳥に行きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Twitter goes to birds like my face is suffering
That didn't even make that much sense in English.