YOU SAID:
turtles eat pig for brunch
INTO JAPANESE
ブランチのために亀を食べるカメ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A tortoise eat turtle for a branch
INTO JAPANESE
カメは枝のためにカメを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle eats turtle for branches
INTO JAPANESE
カメは枝のためにカメを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle eats turtle for branches
That didn't even make that much sense in English.