YOU SAID:
turtles are just salty boi tortoises
INTO JAPANESE
カメはちょうど塩ボイのカメです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortoises are just turtles of salt boys
INTO JAPANESE
カメは塩の男の子だけのカメです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortoises are only turtles with salt boys
INTO JAPANESE
カメは塩の少年とのカメだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tortoises are only turtles with salt boys
That didn't even make that much sense in English.