YOU SAID:
Turtle on over, Mr. Slowpoke.
INTO JAPANESE
タートル、スローポークさん。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle, slow pork.
INTO JAPANESE
カメ、遅い豚。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle, slow pig.
INTO JAPANESE
カメ、遅いブタ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle, slow pig.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.