YOU SAID:

turns out he doesn't need reindeer to fly he's a weightless magical white guy

INTO JAPANESE

彼は飛ぶのにトナカイを必要としないことが判明彼は無重力の魔法の白人男です

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Turns out he doesn't need a reindeer to fly He's a weightless magical white man

INTO JAPANESE

彼は飛ぶのにトナカイを必要としないことが判明彼は無重力の魔法の白人男性です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Turns out he doesn't need a reindeer to fly He's a weightless magical white man