YOU SAID:
turnips are not your friend. They are satan
INTO JAPANESE
カブはあなたの友達ではありません。彼らはサタン
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cub is not your friend. They believe in Satan
INTO JAPANESE
カブはあなたの友人ではありません。彼らは悪魔を信じています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cub is not your friend. They believe the devil.
INTO JAPANESE
カブはあなたの友人ではありません。彼らは悪魔を信じている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cubs are not your friends. They believe in the devil.
INTO JAPANESE
カブスはあなたの友達ではありません。彼らは悪魔を信じる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cubs are not your friends. They believe in the devil.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.