YOU SAID:
Turn bed anything anything translator!
INTO JAPANESE
何でも翻訳者をベッドに変えてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please translate the translator into a bed anything!
INTO JAPANESE
何でもベッドに翻訳者を翻訳してください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please translate the translator to bed anything!
INTO JAPANESE
何でも寝るように翻訳者を翻訳してください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please translate the translator so that everything goes to bed!
INTO JAPANESE
すべてが就寝するように翻訳者を翻訳してください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please translate the translator so that everything goes to bed!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.