YOU SAID:
turn around bend over ill show you where my shoe fits
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴がどこに合うかをあなたに見せてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Show you where my shoes fit
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴が合う場所を見せてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please show me where my shoes fit
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴が合う場所を教えてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me where my shoes fit
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴がどこに合うか教えてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please tell me where my shoes fit
That didn't even make that much sense in English.