YOU SAID:
Truth is a jealous, vicious mistress that never, ever sleeps
INTO JAPANESE
真実は決して眠らない嫉妬深い、悪質な愛人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth is a jealous, vicious mistress who never sleeps
INTO JAPANESE
真実は決して眠らない嫉妬深い、悪質な愛人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth is a jealous, vicious mistress who never sleeps
That didn't even make that much sense in English.