YOU SAID:
truth be told i dont know how to tie my shoes backwards into a split
INTO JAPANESE
真実は私はスプリットに私の靴を後ろ向きに結ぶ方法を知らないと言わ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth said I don't know how to tie my shoes backwards to split
INTO JAPANESE
真実は、私は分割するために私の靴を後ろ向きに結ぶ方法を知らないと言いました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth was i didn't know how to tie my shoes backwards to split
INTO JAPANESE
真実は、私は分割するために私の靴を後ろ向きに結ぶ方法を知らなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth is, I didn't know how to tie my shoes backwards to split
INTO JAPANESE
真実は、私は分割するために私の靴を後ろ向きに結ぶ方法を知らなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The truth is, I didn't know how to tie my shoes backwards to split
That didn't even make that much sense in English.